He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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