you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
