Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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