4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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