For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i've created a new STD.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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