people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Randomize
