just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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