we have pet lesbian snakes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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