I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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