I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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