girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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