I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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