the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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