In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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