Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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