There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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