we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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