Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just want nice things and good sex
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
