you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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