I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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