I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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