the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I can't put those talents on a resume
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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