at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
