Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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