so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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