I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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