first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
