we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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