i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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