How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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