I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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