I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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