belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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