it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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