We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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