I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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