i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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