I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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