You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Randomize
