Dual....:-)
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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