after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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