Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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