I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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