Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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