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What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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