don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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