Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Found your dick twin last night
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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