Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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