I'm gonna have a badass scar
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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