My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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