i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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